Snakes on a Plane isn't due to be released until August 18, and already I'm so sick of hearing about it that I swear I'm going to eat the brains of the next 1,000 people on the internet who reference it, either ironically or in all sincerity.
That said, I'm still gonna see it on opening day. It's SNAKES on a PLANE, dude.
Entries from March 2006 ↓
Brains.
March 10th, 2006 — From The Feeds
Brains.
March 8th, 2006 — From The Feeds
If someone doesn't get cracking on organizing a Night Court reunion movie while all the leads are still alive and relatively presentable (Harry Anderson's getting pretty chunky, yo), I'm going to start eating all their brains out of spite.
But not Markie Post. Never my Markie.
But not Markie Post. Never my Markie.
Brains.
March 5th, 2006 — From The Feeds
Remember on Sesame Street, when beloved corner shop owner Mr. Hooper died? And then the adults in the neighborhood had to explain to Big Bird that Mr. Hooper wasn't going to be coming back? I think that was one of the most touching and powerful moments in not just children's TV, but in all television history.
When Mr. Hooper's zombified corpse returned and devoured the original Gordon? Slightly less touching. But about 100 times as awesome.
When Mr. Hooper's zombified corpse returned and devoured the original Gordon? Slightly less touching. But about 100 times as awesome.
Nightwatch, or Not to be negative, but
March 5th, 2006 — Uncategorized
Brains.
March 3rd, 2006 — From The Feeds
If I were to have my own TV sitcom, I think I'd like to play the comically uptight owner of a delightful little bed and breakfast located in a quaintly colorful small town. My staff would include a wacky chef, possibly with a funny accent, a surly but lovable handyman, and a pretty maid who may or may not be in love with me as the owner.
Then, every night, we would feast on the brains of our guests in a horrifically graphic and violent orgy of gore.
Maybe I would have a catch phrase, too. "Them brains is grub-a-licious!!"
Then, every night, we would feast on the brains of our guests in a horrifically graphic and violent orgy of gore.
Maybe I would have a catch phrase, too. "Them brains is grub-a-licious!!"
Brains.
March 2nd, 2006 — From The Feeds
I was listening to some Jim Gaffigan, and he got me thinking, you know what would go good in a Hot Pocket?
Brains.
Braaaaaaaain Pocket!
Brains.
Braaaaaaaain Pocket!
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March 1st, 2006 — Uncategorized