Well, fellow dead followers. I'm here to tell you about a fascinating new read, worthy of the best corpse splitting attention spans that you could possibly muster. It's a magazine, a lovely little piece of papery goodness called Girls and Corpses. And, with a name like that, what else could you want? It's a manic cross of The Man Show to Creepshow. It's totally worth the drive to the graveyard, just to get a good gander.

And, there's some good content to read, too. This mag contains fascinating articles, excellent in-depth coverage of important, context relevant material. I give it a whole handful of bloody digits way up! Let's not forget the funny bits; lots of funny bits. They make me smile, from ear to ear.

Apparently, they've been around for a couple of years online. Making a statement, making a mark, making a stink--all in the name of entertainment and questionable tastefulness. Check out the advertisements; stuff that every hostile environment needs.

Check it out, on the newsstands now, freshly minted from the mire of mediocrity.

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Okay so I really finished watching this film feeling one thing in particular . . .

It doesn’t seem like five minutes since I finished reading the first of Stephen King’s Dark Tower stories, The Gunslinger. I decided then that I was going to read them all, but when I finally got around to breaking the spine on the second book, last week, I was surprised to realize that it had been over a year since I read The Gunslinger. Time certainly seems to be flying by.

The second book is called The Drawing of the Three and although over a year has passed for me, only seven hours had passed for the gunslinger and he was just waking up on a beach to find that a monstrous lobster-like creature had it stalky eyes fixed on him for a lunch date.

I was busy doing other things last week and so The Drawing of the Three was the only book I read. I finished it though and, as always with a King, it was very good. He created a rather catchy name for the lobster-monster-things by the way. He called them Lobstrocities.

There are seven books in the Dark Tower series and I already have the next three ready and waiting on my shelf. I just hope that I don’t forget and leave them waiting for another three years.

Ok, I’ve added a bunch of fees to my blogroll, give me a yell if you know of more I should add.

Fracture A tight courtroom thriller? Almost! Anthony Hopkins stands against Ryan Gosling as one attempts to prove the other's guilt. In large part, this is a pretty standard courtroom whodunit, although we know from the beginning who in fact, dun it. Twisting the normal formula we spend ...

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Any of you people ever hear of that Rob Zombie guy? You may even remember that little band he had back in the day. Did you know he was making movies now? He's got some new movie coming... I can't quite remember what it was called.... there's not ...

Beneath Young Christy (Nora Zehetner) at the age of 14 has suffered a terrible loss. With both parents now dead and buried, it's her and her sister against the world. One day after visiting the grave of their parents Christy talks Vanessa (Carly Pope) into letting her drive. Being ...