Entries Tagged 'stupid children' ↓
March 31st, 2010 — Comics, From The Feeds, Operation: 101010, Reviews, stupid children
Click to embiggen!
I realize I didn't mention the awesome
musical interlude, or the fact that in the end, Professor Johnny Longbow kills Lizard Paul, who "explodes"- meaning, the screen turns red. What can I say? I start these comics and then they end up in a different place than I'd originally intended. C'est la something something.
I did, however, write about my favorite scene from this film and how much it affected me when I was a dumb kid over at
Mermaid Heather...so, you know, you can read that if you want to.
December 10th, 2008 — 3-D is awesome, amc, From The Feeds, jazzercise, oh my god i love Killer Workout, stupid children, the history of ever
I wrote up a bit of an
ode to the back yard filmmakers of the world over at AMC this week. Go read it. Or don't, see if I care. You just think you're so big, don't you?
I finally caught the finale of VH1's Scream Queens last night and...ridiculousness aside, I think it was the first time in the history of ever that my favorite contestant from the beginning actually won a reality competition.
And yet, I still feel empty inside.
And I still won't go see Saw VI.
What I will see, however, is My Bloody Valentine 3D, which opens on January 16th. The commercials are starting to air and dammit, I'm excited. The Harry Warden costume looks great and just as scary as the original, and I find myself not caring a whit- NOT A WHIT I SAY- that it's a remake. Perhaps that's owed to the fact that the words "three" and "dee" are tacked on to the title- as we all know,
I fucking love 3D. So much so that I would probably go see The Runaway Bride if it were re-released in 3D. So much so that I would probably go see some romantic comedy/frat comedy/heartwarming Christmas movie with an all-star cast that features Paul Reiser, Julia Roberts, Charlie Sheen, Cameron Diaz (I just don't get her), Jack Black (I just don't get him), and the Welch's Grape Juice Children if it were in 3D...and that's saying A LOT because for some reason those Grape Juice commercials really angry up my blood, especially
this one.
But today is not a day for angried-up blood! Let's all GET PUMPED to the strains of "Rock n' Rock" from the little1986 masterpiece called Killer Workout. So much rock, they don't have time to roll! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make out with my KW videocassette.
February 12th, 2008 — From The Feeds, hair, morons, stupid children
An
A for effort
maybe, but in every other regard, undoubtedly an
F. Times fifty.
I admire that he went the extra mile and combed his hair and shined his shoes for school picture day, but
stabbing with a
machete? Come on now. Moron.
