Sep 2, Adopted Daughter Really an Adult Dwarf

Hi Guys, I'm trying to find a horror movie that begins with a family adopting a daughter. I remember at the end of the movie this adopted daughter starts

Sep 2, Typical Teenagers Discover Entire Town is Satanic

I seem to remember a movie, I want to say mid-90's to perhaps 2005, where at the end (nearly the last scene of the movie) a couple of teenagers come across

Sep 2, Teen Girl Squished by Row of Lockers

I'm searching for the title of a horror movies from the 1970's. In the film a blond girl in a locker room is chasing a frightened girl, saying come out

Sep 2, The Town Reporter is the Murderer

I am trying to find out about a TV based horror movie that I saw. In the movie there is a killer in a small town and they don't know who it is, and he

Sep 2, People Trapped in Elevator with a Murderer

Whats the name of the film with a bunch of people trapped in an elevator alone in a building? The building is being renovated and its a holiday and one

Just in Time for Halloween Comes “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol. 1” Book

We just received word from author Monstermatt Patterson himself that his new boo-tiful book, Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol. 1, will be released late September by MayDecember Publications, just in time for Halloween! It is over 100 pages and contains over 400 bad jokes, rancid rhymes, putrid puns, sophomoric song parodies and much more! Accompanying [...]

Mirror Mirror (1990)

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier Mirror Mirror is pretty unknown to most horror fans, but it’s a pretty decent flick nonetheless and boasts stars like Karen Black and Yvonne De Carlo among its cast! I had heard that it was along the lines of Carrie and The Fury, so I decided to give it [...]

The Hollow (2004)

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier In preparing for the Halloween season I set off to discover some horror flicks I hadn’t seen that featured or were set during my favorite holiday season. This is how I stumbled across The Hollow, a 2004 straight-to-video flick that stars Backstreet Boy-bander Nick Carter. OK Hollow, that’s already [...]

WARNING: talk of me ahead

LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK.

Theron Neel of Slammed & Damned asked me some questions recently. Even more recently, I answered them. Lawd a-mighty, I do yammer. It was one of those instances where I had to tell myself to shut up, basically, before I went off the rails. "Ecch", as Alfred E. Neuman might say.

The Boston Phoenix has a wee write-up regarding All Things Horror's screening at the Somerville Theater. This happens TONIGHT, so put on yer movie-watching pants and get over there. You won't regret it! Side Effect is worth the five dollar admission alone, but in addition to that you get two more short films (Rubber Whore Hell; Taste of Flesh, Taste of Fear) and a feature (Dead Hooker in a Trunk). Man, you can barely buy a pizza for five bucks. That's some good bargainin'!

Also tonight: The Scare-ening. 8pm PDT. I don't know what Heidi and I will be talking about, but surely we'll be talking about something...so if you fear there will be naught but an hour of silence, don't worry!

Phew. Okay, I think that's all the me news for now.

Wait! More me news: I wish this was me. Seriously, I need to get some Glamour Shots done before I die.

No Ordinary Family



I really should have posted this earlier, but it completely slipped my mind. ABC had an online preview of the No Ordinary Family pilot. Not sure if the link still works, but you can try signing up here:

http://abc.go.com/watch/noordinaryscreening/login
Password: Extraordinary

Just a couple of spoiler free thoughts. Michael Chiklis plays a corrupt cop on the edge and he's about to -- er... sorry, wrong show. Chiklis actually plays a police artist and dad, Julie Benz is the hot scientist mom and two cranky teens round out this mildly dysfunctional bunch. An attempt at family time goes horribly wrong when their plane crashes in the Amazon. They survive their ordeal unharmed, but forever changed. If you blink within the first five minutes, you might miss all the crammed in plot. After that, it’s basically about them discovering/dealing with their extraordinary powers and trying to become a family again.

NOF isn’t a game-changer, nor do I think that was the intention. Those Incredibles, Fantastic Four and Heroes comparisons will probably help more than anything. I kinda wish they had pushed the envelope a bit. You know, Dad is having an affair, Mom has a drinking problem, the daughter might be pregnant -- but this is Disney we’re talking about. Wholesome 8pm fun. Some of the effects are pretty solid for TV. Dialogue felt forced a few times (e.g. texting God). I could easily see this as a one-shot cable movie or several cable movies, but a full-fledged series? I have my doubts. Still, it's just a pilot. Gotta wait and see.

Old Radio Show Download: Dark Fantasy — The Headless Dead

When Frederick Holman visits the Tower of London he scoffs at the idea of the Tower being haunted. His guide, Mr Swifte, believes otherwise, however, and is more than happy to show Holman the haunted chapel... [Excerpt only. Full review available on site]

Aug 31, Freakish Face in Window Watches Girl in Bathtub

I never saw this movie because I haven't been able to find out what it was, but I did see the trailer and it scared the hell out of me. The trailer shows

Aug 31, Priest Breaks Vows – Woman and Child Turn Into Vampire Creatures

I'm looking for the title of a horror movie - well, it may be more than one movie but I'm remembering it as one. I remember that the beginning starting

Aug 31, Asian Mind Control Horror Film

I am trying to remember an Asian horror film. The film was done in the last 10-15 years and is about a thing (maybe brain?) that could get around and mind

Aug 31, Tall Lamp with White Bulb Looks Like a Face

I watched a horror film when I was little (I'm 29 now) and I can't for the life of me figure out the name of it. This big house is on the coast somewhere