Sep 2, Adopted Daughter Really an Adult Dwarf
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Sep 2, Typical Teenagers Discover Entire Town is Satanic
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Sep 2, Teen Girl Squished by Row of Lockers
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Sep 2, The Town Reporter is the Murderer
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Sep 2, People Trapped in Elevator with a Murderer
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Just in Time for Halloween Comes “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol. 1” Book
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Mirror Mirror (1990)
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
The Hollow (2004)
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
WARNING: talk of me ahead
September 1st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Theron Neel of Slammed & Damned asked me some questions recently. Even more recently, I answered them. Lawd a-mighty, I do yammer. It was one of those instances where I had to tell myself to shut up, basically, before I went off the rails. "Ecch", as Alfred E. Neuman might say.
The Boston Phoenix has a wee write-up regarding All Things Horror's screening at the Somerville Theater. This happens TONIGHT, so put on yer movie-watching pants and get over there. You won't regret it! Side Effect is worth the five dollar admission alone, but in addition to that you get two more short films (Rubber Whore Hell; Taste of Flesh, Taste of Fear) and a feature (Dead Hooker in a Trunk). Man, you can barely buy a pizza for five bucks. That's some good bargainin'!
Also tonight: The Scare-ening. 8pm PDT. I don't know what Heidi and I will be talking about, but surely we'll be talking about something...so if you fear there will be naught but an hour of silence, don't worry!
Phew. Okay, I think that's all the me news for now.
Wait! More me news: I wish this was me. Seriously, I need to get some Glamour Shots done before I die.
No Ordinary Family
August 31st, 2010 — From The Feeds
I really should have posted this earlier, but it completely slipped my mind. ABC had an online preview of the No Ordinary Family pilot. Not sure if the link still works, but you can try signing up here:
http://abc.go.com/watch/noordinaryscreening/login
Password: Extraordinary
Just a couple of spoiler free thoughts. Michael Chiklis plays a corrupt cop on the edge and he's about to -- er... sorry, wrong show. Chiklis actually plays a police artist and dad, Julie Benz is the hot scientist mom and two cranky teens round out this mildly dysfunctional bunch. An attempt at family time goes horribly wrong when their plane crashes in the Amazon. They survive their ordeal unharmed, but forever changed. If you blink within the first five minutes, you might miss all the crammed in plot. After that, it’s basically about them discovering/dealing with their extraordinary powers and trying to become a family again.
NOF isn’t a game-changer, nor do I think that was the intention. Those Incredibles, Fantastic Four and Heroes comparisons will probably help more than anything. I kinda wish they had pushed the envelope a bit. You know, Dad is having an affair, Mom has a drinking problem, the daughter might be pregnant -- but this is Disney we’re talking about. Wholesome 8pm fun. Some of the effects are pretty solid for TV. Dialogue felt forced a few times (e.g. texting God). I could easily see this as a one-shot cable movie or several cable movies, but a full-fledged series? I have my doubts. Still, it's just a pilot. Gotta wait and see.
Old Radio Show Download: Dark Fantasy — The Headless Dead
August 31st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Aug 31, Freakish Face in Window Watches Girl in Bathtub
August 31st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Aug 31, Priest Breaks Vows – Woman and Child Turn Into Vampire Creatures
August 31st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Aug 31, Asian Mind Control Horror Film
August 31st, 2010 — From The Feeds
Aug 31, Tall Lamp with White Bulb Looks Like a Face
August 31st, 2010 — From The Feeds