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it’s that day

Dear y'all,

Today's the day that seems to divide people even more than such hot button topics as gun control or the episode of The Facts of Life where Natalie lost her virginity: yes, it's Valentine's Day. People who hate it seem to want February 14th to disappear from the calendar completely in a mushroom cloud explosion of hate and pain, while people who love it want every day to be Valentine's Day. They also maybe want a Journey Heart Pendant, available at your local Zales for under $200.

NOTE: Should anyone ever get me anything so hideously retarded as a Journey Heart Pendant from my local Zales for Valentine's Day or, for that matter, any other day, I would...I would...I would be so mortified and angry that I would figure out a way to somehow become temporarily Sicilian so I could put a hex to end all fucking hexes on whoever gave me the thing to begin with.

Yes yes, it's the thought that counts...which is exactly why such a vehement reaction would be necessary.

Dammit! There goes all my Zales advertising dollars.

Anyway, I don't know what the point of all this is. If you like Valentine's Day, good for you. I hope you have a lovely time. If you loathe it, okay. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

Am I trite enough to watch My Bloody Valentine at some point today? Why yes...yes, I am. It's a great fucking movie. Am I lazy enough to simply repost the screencaps I used last year? Why yes...yes, I am. Happy V-Day, my babies!